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beer fart 

n. A raunchy foul smelling rectal gas explosion after consuming beer.
I had a few beers and blasted a big ol' beer fart.
beer fart by mpb '72 April 12, 2008

draft beer fart 

A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.

The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.

After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.

Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
draft beer fart by Jrubadub August 23, 2010

beerfast 

1. The first meal of the day, replaced with a certain fermented alcoholic beverage.
2. The first beer of the day.
Pass me a bud, it's past 11 and we've not had beerfast!
beerfast by Flamingo Odwin January 9, 2008

Beer Fart 

The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.

After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
Holy shit, I had 2 King Cobra 40’s and I almost yaked after smelling my beer farts.
Beer Fart by Grande Flatulence June 19, 2021

Beefartist 

A person who can cook well using beef and create or design vstylish beef dishes.
My uncle is a professional chef all the time who uses beef and all his dishes. Therefore my uncle is a beefartist.
Beefartist by LGG#39 December 12, 2019

Beerfast 

The act of skipping a meal because you drank too much beer and you are no longer hungry.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you want to split a pizza?"

Guy 2: "No way! I just finished my beerfast and I can't even think about eating right now."
Beerfast by moviegirl47 March 23, 2009