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The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
Beer Fart by Grande Flatulence June 19, 2021
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Beer Fart
Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.
(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
Beer Fart by KillerBebe February 21, 2023
draft beer fart
A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
draft beer fart by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
beer farts
Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
beer farts by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
ta-kwee-dough beer farts
caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.
ta-kwee-dough beer farts by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006