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Bennettism
a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.
The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised
The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised
The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having
B: Yes, quite
...
C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?
A: ?
B: ?
C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
B: Yes, quite
...
C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?
A: ?
B: ?
C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011
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beernertia
(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.
her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.
pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.
pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.
beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009
Benetti
An act in which one tells a joke that is either
a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
Guy A -" You want to hear a dirty joke? I fell in some mud"
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."
bednetting
bednetting by sparkmeister October 2, 2007
Bennettism
When you are completely straight until your Ecuadorian friend takes you to a pancake house to fuck like a sausage
My brother is nows suffering from Bennettism because his friend Wilber fucked him like a sausage in IHOP
Bennettism by Sumo Faggot March 28, 2017