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Bennettism 

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011

Bennering 

The act of engaging in competitive butt sex on the weekends
That kid Devin over there really looks like he enjoys Bennering
Bennering by thatguyfromchs August 28, 2013

bedwetting 

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend
my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem
bedwetting by Why Bother February 19, 2006

bevetting 

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.
"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."
bevetting by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005

brunetting 

Brunetting is the process of 'de-leaning,' so in essence going from being high, to being normal again. The time this process takes varies depending on how many joints you have smoked. This phrase was originally used in wanstead park by Alasdair Bain and Neil Dixon but is now more widely used.
'Holy fuck man, I am so so lean right now, I gotta brunette before I go home.....I no, we'll go somerfield then have another joint'
'FUCK ME I GOTTA BRUNETTE'
'Man brunetting's so enjoyable don't ya think?
I'm so high right now i don't no what the fuck's going on!'
brunetting by Alasdair Bain September 12, 2005

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit 

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.