Beefnutted 

One who enjoys doing lines then going out and finding a fatty, fucking her then nutting and immediately throwing her out; Then repeating the process until all the blow is gone.

Roomate - Brownnuts, why weren’t you here last night?
Brownnuts - Me and the Holiday Inn Legend beefnutted it all night long.
Roomate - Makes sense, any blow left?
Brownnuts - No.

Beefnutted by Canobals June 5, 2018

Beefwitted Barnacle 

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.

Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!

Beefwitted Barnacle by The Insult Man March 11, 2021