beef swellington
Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.
beef swellington by McFred March 12, 2011
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Beef Swellington
When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption
I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.
Beef Swellington by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019
beef wellington
a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.
beef wellington by jakoff April 4, 2009
Beef Wellington
Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.
The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.
Beef Wellington by Papa Ray June 15, 2012
Beef Wellington
Beef Wellington by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
Beef Wellington
That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.
Beef Wellington by imnotme January 21, 2010
Beef Wellington Injection
Noun
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
Beef Wellington Injection by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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