beef swellington 

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

beef swellington by McFred March 12, 2011

Beef Swellington 

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

Beef Swellington by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

beef wellington 

a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.

ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick

beef wellington by jakoff April 4, 2009

Beef Wellington 

Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.

The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.

Beef Wellington by Papa Ray June 15, 2012

Beef Wellington 

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong

That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

Beef Wellington by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Beef Wellington 

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.

That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

Beef Wellington by imnotme January 21, 2010

Beef Wellington Injection 

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection

"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."

Beef Wellington Injection by billebllunt December 11, 2013