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bee's dick

1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.

2. Drone penis
1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a bee’s dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.

2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.
bee's dick by Danny K. August 3, 2007

bee’s dick hair 

An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.
This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.

A Bee's Dick

A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth
He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card
A Bee's Dick by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020

Bees dick 

Approximately 1.44mm. Generally used in the carpentry trade
Mitch, cut a bees dick of this Weather board.
Bees dick by Tpain1978 March 25, 2019

Bees Dick 

very small, tiny, micro, etc...
"Yussi was so pissed (drunk) when he came home from the pub, he fell into the wall but only left a bees dick size crack..."
Bees Dick by Leasky June 29, 2005

dick bees 

A colony of bees, usual living in and around a human's penis. Occasionally the queen bee will come out and check things out, only to (very painfully) squeeze itself back into the urethra.
Shit Dillon, my bum crabs and my dick bees have begun a war and are tearing the shit out of my crotch!
dick bees by Admiral Tassles January 7, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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