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BEDSHITTER 

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.
That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.
BEDSHITTER by Reaver January 16, 2003
Words you can keep

Bedshitter 

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.
Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.
Bedshitter by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022

bedshitter 

A person who prefers staying in on a weekend night, or doesn't come out to party for whatever reason.
Tambo solo is being a bedshitter tonight.
bedshitter by danforthkrew April 18, 2006

beshitted 

something that has become shit.
Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.
beshitted by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

Barr Bed Shitter 

When you hook up with a chick and unconsciously rail her ass from behind and when you pull out she shits your bed. Basically a Shit-Storm just struck your bed with a fury.
I took my car in for service and got screwed so bad I took it out on my girl and she pulled a Barr Bed Shitter on me. . .
Barr Bed Shitter by Service Plunger December 18, 2010

bed shitter 

A person that is somewhat of a complete failure, does not do tasks well, might as well be a 4 year old child
John, my roommate, is such a bed shitter, he cried after I complained to him about taking 3 hours to do the dishes which were still not clean.

Tracy officially shit the bed, she crashed her moms car while drinking and driving, what a bed shitter
bed shitter by James the James August 19, 2006

batshittery 

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males
Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand
batshittery by estebanthegman April 8, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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