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Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.

My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!

bedlife by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009

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bedlife day

Spending all day in bed. See bedlife for more information.

My wife wasn't well today, so she had a bedlife day.

bedlife day by Little Computer Nerd June 23, 2009

Related Words

bedlife • bedlife day • Bedline • Bedifest Destiny • bedwife • Belife • beliferous • bellifemini • Lesbian Bed Life • spray-on bedliner

Bedifest Destiny

AKa Lebensraum, the way a woman sharing your bed will invariably take all of the blankets and a good 2/3 of the mattress by morning.

Man, my back is killing me, Natalie's bedifast destiny's leaving me half off the bed.

Bedifest Destiny by Opopanax August 13, 2005

Bedline

Noun: The deadline for leaving Facebook/Twitter/MSN/homework/alcohol/etc and going to bed.

"My bedline is midnight tonight, no one is allowed to take to me after that time."

"Can't stay long, my Mum's given me a bedline of eleven."

Bedline by Galadriel1010 January 6, 2010

Lesbian Bed Life

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.

Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!

Lesbian Bed Life by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

spray-on bedliner

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

spray-on bedliner by Justin May 4, 2004

bedline

The time one must finish all their homework in order to get any sleep. This often causes a noticeable decrease in the quality of work turned in.

I had to do my math on the bus because I couldn't get it done before my bedline.

bedline by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026