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bedlife day 

Spending all day in bed. See bedlife for more information.
My wife wasn't well today, so she had a bedlife day.

Bedifest Destiny 

AKa Lebensraum, the way a woman sharing your bed will invariably take all of the blankets and a good 2/3 of the mattress by morning.
Man, my back is killing me, Natalie's bedifast destiny's leaving me half off the bed.
Bedifest Destiny by Opopanax August 13, 2005
Noun: The deadline for leaving Facebook/Twitter/MSN/homework/alcohol/etc and going to bed.
"My bedline is midnight tonight, no one is allowed to take to me after that time."

"Can't stay long, my Mum's given me a bedline of eleven."
Bedline by Galadriel1010 January 6, 2010

Lesbian Bed Life 

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.
Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!
Lesbian Bed Life by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

spray-on bedliner 

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".
Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.
spray-on bedliner by Justin May 4, 2004
The time one must finish all their homework in order to get any sleep. This often causes a noticeable decrease in the quality of work turned in.
I had to do my math on the bus because I couldn't get it done before my bedline.
bedline by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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