WTQ

Acronym for What The Quail. Replaces WTF.
by W.T.Q. December 17, 2009
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gas murderer

A person who lets a really stinky fart fly when in a large group of people, causing them to gag and pretend to pass out.
Tom is such a gas murderer, that fart was so stinky I think someone died back there.
by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009
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forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.
The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.
by W.T.Q. February 01, 2010
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bedline

The time one must finish all their homework in order to get any sleep. This often causes a noticeable decrease in the quality of work turned in.
I had to do my math on the bus because I couldn't get it done before my bedline.
by W.T.Q. February 01, 2010
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gas murder

What happens when a gas murderer farts.
It was gas murder in the back of the bus, that fart was so nasty it hurts to think about it. gas murderer
by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009
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