bedcrumbs 

Crumbs of food (e.g. bread, cookies, cake) found on someone's bed.

Formed from combination of the words "bed" and "breadcrumbs."

She couldn't sleep because of all the bedcrumbs around her feet.

bed bread crumb breadcrumb cookie cake

bedcrumbs by ROCKintheCDA January 18, 2009

Bed Crumbs 

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.

Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."

Bed Crumbs by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021

birdcrumbs 

When one person feeds psychic crumbs, not enough for a feast or meal and is also barely a snack, to another person, who proceeds to nibble at them.

Fifi is happy and satisfied in her work and life to be nibbling birdcrumbs again.

birdcrumbs by Flea Sisters July 27, 2010

Bed Crumbs 

noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)

-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."

Bed Crumbs by MichAlva February 18, 2009

Solitary bedcrumbing 

The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.

IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.

TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…

IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.

Next day:

Colleague: Good evening last night?

IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends

IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.

Solitary bedcrumbing by yourmaninthenorth September 4, 2009

beardcrumbs 

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.

You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.

beardcrumbs by pixel70 June 16, 2010

bed crumbs 

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.

damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.

bed crumbs by tonskie July 12, 2014