Crumbs of food (e.g. bread, cookies, cake) found on someone's bed.
Formed from combination of the words "bed" and "breadcrumbs."
Formed from combination of the words "bed" and "breadcrumbs."
She couldn't sleep because of all the bedcrumbs around her feet.
bed bread crumb breadcrumb cookie cake
bed bread crumb breadcrumb cookie cake
by ROCKintheCDA January 18, 2009
The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.
IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.
TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…
IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.
Next day:
Colleague: Good evening last night?
IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends
IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.
TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…
IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.
Next day:
Colleague: Good evening last night?
IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends
IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.
by yourmaninthenorth September 04, 2009