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Definitions by tonskie

bed crumbs 

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.
damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.
bed crumbs by tonskie July 12, 2014

Portable Bitch 

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.
Portable Bitch by Tonskie January 14, 2008