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bed spread 

1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.

2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.

Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
bed spread by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Bed Spread 

Damn that girl aint nothing but a bed spread, she fucks everybody.
Bed Spread by ed oneill August 14, 2006

Campus Bed-Spread 

A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.

Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy
Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes

Im like..so drunk right now

I dont give a fuck

I like...the best at giving head
Campus Bed-Spread by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010

bed spreading 

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area
Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'
bed spreading by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

Vegas Bedspread 

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.
Vegas Bedspread by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread 

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.
Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!
dirty bedspread by Eugendre August 11, 2009
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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