Definitions by aalh

bed-spread 

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

bed-spread by aalh October 9, 2020

Mooder 

Death by cow

More people die from mooder, than from shark attacks.

Mooder by aalh March 12, 2020

Excrellaneous 

Adj.

Random shit of dubious usefulness,
an item of excrellania

Dude! Why did you have tell me that horrible joke?!?! Your excrellaneous outburst will make me forget my appts all day!

Excrellaneous by aalh September 7, 2018

occasotarian 

I person that is "really vegetarian" but occasionally eats meat.

Everyone at Burning Man knew he was an occasotarian, they saw his beef jerky in his trunk.

occasotarian by aalh July 26, 2015

chatcronym 

acronym used for online chats

Wanna hear the latest chatcronyms? Look on Urban Dictionary.

chatcronym by aalh February 3, 2015

Schrodinger's Keys 

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

Schrodinger's Keys by aalh November 12, 2014

meatloaf 

verb/noun
To sing amazingly bad at karaoke

Did you hear Bob at the party last night? He pulled a real Meatloaf, my ears are still bleeding!!!

meatloaf by aalh October 26, 2012