aalh's definitions

meatloaf

verb/noun
To sing amazingly bad at karaoke

Did you hear Bob at the party last night? He pulled a real Meatloaf, my ears are still bleeding!!!

by aalh October 26, 2012

gertch

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.

You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.

by aalh April 28, 2011

chatcronym

acronym used for online chats

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by aalh February 3, 2015

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 9, 2020

Gertch

Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.

You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.

by aalh June 9, 2011

Mooder

Death by cow

More people die from mooder, than from shark attacks.

by aalh March 12, 2020

nyrr

Exclamation: extreme displeasure

Noun: undesirable items or accumulation

Adj: to be in an undesirable, often counterproductive state

This attic hasn't been touched in years. Look at the nyrr on everything!

by aalh June 9, 2011