cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 02, 2011

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 09, 2020

Excrellaneous

Adj.

Random shit of dubious usefulness,
an item of excrellania

Dude! Why did you have tell me that horrible joke?!?! Your excrellaneous outburst will make me forget my appts all day!

by aalh September 07, 2018

occasotarian

I person that is "really vegetarian" but occasionally eats meat.

Everyone at Burning Man knew he was an occasotarian, they saw his beef jerky in his trunk.

by aalh July 09, 2015

Mooder

Death by cow

More people die from mooder, than from shark attacks.

by aalh March 12, 2020

meatloaf

verb/noun
To sing amazingly bad at karaoke

Did you hear Bob at the party last night? He pulled a real Meatloaf, my ears are still bleeding!!!

by aalh October 26, 2012

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011