meatloaf

verb/noun
To sing amazingly bad at karaoke

Did you hear Bob at the party last night? He pulled a real Meatloaf, my ears are still bleeding!!!

by aalh October 26, 2012

Gertch

Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.

You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.

by aalh June 09, 2011

chatcronym

acronym used for online chats

Wanna hear the latest chatcronyms? Look on Urban Dictionary.

by aalh February 03, 2015

gertch

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.

You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.

by aalh April 28, 2011

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 09, 2020

occasotarian

I person that is "really vegetarian" but occasionally eats meat.

Everyone at Burning Man knew he was an occasotarian, they saw his beef jerky in his trunk.

by aalh July 26, 2015

Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014