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fall out of bed good looking 

A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.
Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Word of the Day on January 27, 2008

not long out of bed

An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"
I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed
not long out of bed by Fiftypounds December 2, 2016
Word of the Day on December 4, 2016

leg out of bed

Slang for when someone blows up there motor (car) by having a piston break through the engine block
Did you here about John's motor? It put a leg out of bed big time.
leg out of bed by Sketchey January 6, 2008

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted 

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos 

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos