Entice-a-roni
A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.
Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her."
Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."
Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."
Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."
Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."
Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."
Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."
Entice-a-roni by DeathByBob September 28, 2009
proximity enticement
The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.
"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "
proximity enticement by aretegroup February 27, 2015
enticing
to attract (someone) especially by offering or showing something that is appealing, interesting, etc.
"you could spend the night if you wanted to"
"that sounds enticing, but I'd have to lie to my father"
"that sounds enticing, but I'd have to lie to my father"
enticing by averyrayne37 September 25, 2013
history of the entire world, i guess
Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.
Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.
history of the entire world, i guess by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017
the history of the entire world, i guess
a genius video made by Bill Wurts, explaining the history of the entire world as he assumed by reading a lot of shit on Wikipedia, from the start of the universe to the current day. you should go watch it and subscribe to him.
"Have you seen "the history of the entire world, I guess"?"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"
the history of the entire world, i guess by totiro May 31, 2017
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hobo loko
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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