Beckman 

In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.

Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.

If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.

"Oh my gosh, that guy is such a jerk!"

"Well what do you expect? He's a beckman!"

Beckman by STEBNO (Stop the Evil Beckmans Now Organization) April 18, 2008

beckman 

a guy who says everyone else is on crack but in reality he's the one on crack...

beckman: OH jimmy your on crack

jimmy: shut up beckman you dont know what your talking about... your the crackhead

beckman by willy martin October 24, 2008

Beckman High School 

A wonderful school in sunny California where you will be judged and ridiculed for everything from your clothes, to your race. Its suppose to be one of the best schools around but we can thank the Asians for that.The rich kids dominate here, so unless your white and insanely gorgeous, you don't matter...

Today we made fun of some little mexican kids and told this asian girl to make me orange chicken! Just another great day at Beckman High School.

Beckman High School by Dosn'tMatter August 17, 2012

Beckman High School 

A high school located in Irvine, California, where you only matter if you are white, beautiful, and rich. The baseball team dominates the school and harasses you by barking at you in the hallways. The football team is garbage. Beckman is known for its amazing academics, but we can thank the Asians for that! You better dress to impress everyday or you’re screwed!!!!

Wow, you go to beckman high school? Isn’t there only Asians there?

Beckman High School by Oooooooooooooop November 29, 2018

Brian Beckman 

an adjective to describe a male being one of the sexiest god damn beings on the planet.

Derrick was at the party the other day and sweet jesus was he a Brian Beckman. I would put my man jam anywhere he would want it.

Brian Beckman by Whisker Jackson January 5, 2010

Ashlyn Beckman 

Ashlyn Beckman is THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVERRR. She will think she’s not, but we all know she is. She has the longest natural eyelashes you’ve ever seen. Has such pretty hair too. She’s tall and has a great sense of fashion. Loves to keep her instagram updated and loves hanging out with friends.

Omg Ashlyn Beckman is so freaking perfect

Ashlyn Beckman by Elyse Hudchens September 18, 2018

jack beckman 

Jack Beckman thinks he has a real big dick.
You know what, he probably does.

"Do you know Jack Beckman? Yeah he's alright. I heard he has a huge Nightcrawler."

jack beckman by ffsdamn February 28, 2014