In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.
Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.
If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.
Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.
If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.
by STEBNO (Stop the Evil Beckmans Now Organization) April 19, 2008
beckman: OH jimmy your on crack
jimmy: shut up beckman you dont know what your talking about... your the crackhead
jimmy: shut up beckman you dont know what your talking about... your the crackhead
by willy martin September 16, 2008
Derrick was at the party the other day and sweet jesus was he a Brian Beckman. I would put my man jam anywhere he would want it.
by Whisker Jackson January 5, 2010
Ashlyn Beckman is THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVERRR. She will think she’s not, but we all know she is. She has the longest natural eyelashes you’ve ever seen. Has such pretty hair too. She’s tall and has a great sense of fashion. Loves to keep her instagram updated and loves hanging out with friends.
by Elyse Hudchens September 19, 2018
A wonderful school in sunny California where you will be judged and ridiculed for everything from your clothes, to your race. Its suppose to be one of the best schools around but we can thank the Asians for that.The rich kids dominate here, so unless your white and insanely gorgeous, you don't matter...
Today we made fun of some little mexican kids and told this asian girl to make me orange chicken! Just another great day at Beckman High School.
by Dosn'tMatter March 29, 2012
A high school located in Irvine, California, where you only matter if you are white, beautiful, and rich. The baseball team dominates the school and harasses you by barking at you in the hallways. The football team is garbage. Beckman is known for its amazing academics, but we can thank the Asians for that! You better dress to impress everyday or you’re screwed!!!!
by Oooooooooooooop November 30, 2018
by i love cookies lmao April 24, 2021