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To give your ex-wife a Blow Job while she wears a strap on, then take her out to dinner.
Ron went over to Michelle's house and gave her a mind blowing Beekman on her new strap on, then took her to McDonalds.
Beekman by URM November 21, 2006
A story that couldn’t possibly be true but is believable because of the way in which it was delivered.
When Greg was talking to the crowd last night, he told a real whopper of a beekman, yet they believed every word he said.
beekman by Henry Coram November 13, 2007
A story that couldn’t possibly be true but is believable because of the way in which it was delivered.
In an effort to impress her, Greg wandered over to the new girl in the office and regaled her with an almost unbelievable beekman.
Beekman by Henry Coram November 19, 2007

joseph beekman 

A brilliant sexy beast and overlord of all living things.

Michael Beekman 

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Jon: Michael Beekman is such a β€œπŸ€“β€
Michael: You just got clapped πŸ€“πŸ€“

Michael Beekman 

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Jon: Michael Beekman is such a β€œπŸ€“β€
Michael: You got clapped πŸ€“πŸ€“
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