beauterus

A) A robust and healthy uterus
B) A highly attractive woman of childbearing age

I went to my gyno for a full examination and she informed me that I have a beauterus.

See that babe on the dance floor? Total beauterus.

by jennvonb November 5, 2010

Beakters

A term used to describe a head on a stick; or something resembling a head on a stick.

Yo, did you see Jamal carrying around that sweet ass beakters?

by Da Business September 3, 2008

Deca-beaters

The act of giving or receiving ten times the normal amount of beaters

Rachael was about to give Sarah the Deca-beaters

by Bigbeaters21 December 12, 2018

dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

by Badwig February 11, 2017

beaters

a pair of sneakers that are beat, messed up, crusty, dirty, etc. etc. etc.

These are my beaters, mad fucked up, I know.

by amaaaandaaa July 19, 2005

Beasters

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.

I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003