When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

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beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

beetle-bonnet by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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