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The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.
"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
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A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"
by Marko The Great August 3, 2005
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Nude shots of the female that show the full dripping gusset surrounded by the 'red jacket' of the labia lips.
Photographer: "Come on love, lets get a few showing the red jacket"

Model: "Not for the amount I am being paid. You'll have to make do with the bull-nose
by Marko The Great September 7, 2004
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More than one toke on a spliff, in rapid succession.

Results in a similar high as that with a Texas Toke
"Whoah, greedy bastard. I said toke not tokes. Get it passed on"
by Marko The Great August 3, 2005
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A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.
Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.
by Marko The Great July 30, 2004
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A slang term for an engorged bell-end.
"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid!"
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
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v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.
"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"
by Marko The Great August 3, 2005
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