The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”

“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
by Sirloinedbagel November 25, 2021
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You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!
"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"
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A small German-designed car that is a distant cousin to the Porsche. When VW began importing to the United States at the end of the 50's the Beetle was the ONLY true economy car on the market.
Commonly associated with the Hippies that drove them during the 1960's. The engine is an air-cooled opposed four (generating some cooling/ interior heating issues that can usually be overcome with a good aftermarket fan.)
It's simple design makes it an easy car to modify. (Many Dune Buggys, and kit cars are built on the Beetle Chassis.)
It's unique body design and chirping exaust note make the VW Beetle one of the most distinctive cars of the 20th Century.

Fun Facts: Translated from German VolksWagen literally means "People's Car." VW was actually comissioned by Adolf Hitler, causing some to refer to the car as "Hitler's Revenge."
Despite the fact that the origional Beetle has long been out of production in the USA, it is still possible to buy a brand new Beetle of the original body style in Mexico.
Has one of the longest production runs of any vehicle model EVER, possibly barring the Chevy Suburban.
The record for most miles driven on a Gas powered car is held by a Volkswagen Beetle. 1,000,000 on only two engines.
My aunt's sister has had that same blue '74 Super Beetle for as long as I can remeber. it still sounds as good as ever
by Talen the Twitchy January 5, 2005
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"Oh hey, is that Beetle?

Yeah they're cool as hell"
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1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse
1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!
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1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.
1. Look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. Brooke used to drive an old Beetle.
by zachwolff October 20, 2003
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