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Beatmeat 

Guy: Aye yo bitch lemme get the beatmeat!
Girl: Do it yourself!

GuysFacebook: Where dha beatmeat?
Reply1: (Male) Nigga you gay!
Reply2: (Earl) ahahhaha you so silly, text me baby;)
Reply3: (Guy) I aint gay but i hit up- no homo!
Beatmeat by bitcccH June 29, 2010

r/beatMeatToIt 

A subreddit where people post images that “beated their meat

These images are often bad memes and shitposts.
Dave: Have you seen r/beatMeatToIt recently?
Bill: Yeah it’s really terrible now.

beatameat 

when you masturbate to much and you fatigue from flogging your little pal to long/Walking while beating your meat (thus transporting yourself to another location, where you then ejaculate)
The man was so hopped on viagra he
-beatameat- 20 miles to his dads house were he ejaculated on their front porch.
beatameat by Officer asskicker July 28, 2003

beatchameatatritus 

When your hands curl downwards from beating your meat on a daily basis for a long time
"The reason I cant write my notes anymore Mr.Gardner is bc I got beatchameatatritus"

Bathematics & Linguistics 

A cover up for the real definition of BL.
Dad: oh, what's a BL?
Daughter: Oh, Dad, you wouldn't get it. It's just bathematics & linguistics.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026