beathemeat

It's literally in the fucking name. So do it.

Imma go home and beathemeat.

by NIGIGIGIIGIGIGIA February 1, 2018

Beatmeat

When you get jacked off.

Guy: Aye yo bitch lemme get the beatmeat!
Girl: Do it yourself!

GuysFacebook: Where dha beatmeat?
Reply1: (Male) Nigga you gay!
Reply2: (Earl) ahahhaha you so silly, text me baby;)
Reply3: (Guy) I aint gay but i hit up- no homo!

by bitcccH June 29, 2010

r/beatMeatToIt

A subreddit where people post images that “beated their meat”

These images are often bad memes and shitposts.

Dave: Have you seen r/beatMeatToIt recently?
Bill: Yeah it’s really terrible now.

by Is_Gordon_Ramsay June 1, 2023

beatameat

when you masturbate to much and you fatigue from flogging your little pal to long/Walking while beating your meat (thus transporting yourself to another location, where you then ejaculate)

The man was so hopped on viagra he
-beatameat- 20 miles to his dads house were he ejaculated on their front porch.

by Officer asskicker July 28, 2003

beatchameatatritus

When your hands curl downwards from beating your meat on a daily basis for a long time

"The reason I cant write my notes anymore Mr.Gardner is bc I got beatchameatatritus"

by Masturbate69juul May 28, 2019

Bathematics & Linguistics

A cover up for the real definition of BL.

Dad: oh, what's a BL?
Daughter: Oh, Dad, you wouldn't get it. It's just bathematics & linguistics.

by SuperiorNOM July 16, 2022