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beat it and beat it 

To have sex with someone ("beat it up" or just "beat it") and then get the hell out as quickly as possible ("beat it", like the Michael Jackson song). A close synonym of "hit it and quit it".
Kenny: "So, Lenny, Jenny says you were pretty lame in the sack last night."
Lenny: "Bullshit, motherfucker. I had that bitch screaming like a banshee. But the second we were done I grabbed my clothes and booked it for the door."
Kenny: "Ah, the old beat it and beat it move."
Lenny: "Yeah, they really don't like that too much. I never understood why."
Kenny: "Bitches, man. Bitches."
beat it and beat it by Nick D October 15, 2003
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Beat it and delete it 

The act of downloading porn and then masturbating (beating it) and then deleting the porn after your done
"Yeah man i gotta go home, take a nap, then beat it and delete it"
Beat it and delete it by Big D December 13, 2004

Beat it and tweet it 

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on
Beat it and tweet it by jwtf September 21, 2010

put an egg in your shoe and beat it 

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

beat it and leave it 

To have sex with a girl and never contact said girl after the sexual encounter. Synonymous with hit it and quit it.
Guy 1: Yo u fucked katy right?

Guy 2: Yeah dude.

Guy 1: Did u get her number?

Guy 2: Nah bro this one was a beat it and leave it
beat it and leave it by Jclark1928 November 6, 2010

Beat it and delete it 

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.
Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game

beat it and skeet 

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship
Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.
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