beastley 

An adjective used in sports and video games to describe someone who does something good. A beast like action.

He just scored a beastley touchdown.

He just had a beastley head shot.

beastley by TJ Shobadobadingdon March 22, 2008

Beastley 

Being a bitch ass crouch spammer who doesn't know how to upload clips.

Damn stop being a Beastley you try hard

Beastley by Random173839220 May 3, 2020

Beastly Dump 

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.

Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.

Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Beasley Bunt 

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.

“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

Beasley Bunt by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019

Tsairus Beasley 

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.

Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.

Tsairus Beasley by KellogGoat November 22, 2018

Beastly Jones 

Cool, awesome, beast, entertaining, great

Person 1: I'm going to the concert tomorrow.
Person 2: Beastly Jones!

Beastly Jones by Kazara February 19, 2011

beastly deacon 

The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.

Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!

beastly deacon by flayedchild December 30, 2009