Beastler

A straw chomping racist pig hick, often found on a horse and cow farm, who abuses puppies. A member of the clean plate club, also acts 20 years older than they are. Wears leather boots, cowboys hats, camel toed jeans, and Confederate Flag shirts.

I can't believe that Beastler left her puppy in the car when it's 30 below!!!

What the fuck is Beastler wearing today?

Beastler must have had to jump off the barn roof to get into those Wranglers today!

by ULT P April 18, 2008

Beatlering

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.

1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?

by yakumara July 18, 2009

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

Beasters

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.

I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

beasterfield

General term that can mean practically anything. Mostly used as an insult, but can be used as a praise, or encouragement also. The definition depends on the tone of your voice.

Dude, you're such a beasterfield.

by iamtherealbeasterfield April 5, 2009

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.

Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.

by JayTang February 14, 2005