Ex 1) Me: "My Nala bear is such a good little bear"
Friend: "She's a beary good Fair Care Bear"
Ex 2) Me: "Look at that dude with the beard over there."
Friend: "Bro, he
fucked my ass so
hard the other night. I was just minding my own business, taking a piss in the bathroom at Danos off of 309, and this guy barges in, slams me face first on the ground and knocks out 3 of my teeth. When I wake up my whole is covered in fresh smeared shit. There's blood everywhere. I'
m all confused and then I realize my pants are down and I'
m getting railed out by this guy! He must've had at least a 11"
cock because I could feel it thrusting against my diaphragm. His fucking dick is controlling my breathing. His grunts start getting louder. He grabs the back of my head and forces himself inside my mouth. It's a flash flood of hot cum pouring down my throat. I gag and can't breathe. Cum starts pouring out of my nose. There's tears streaming down my face. He pulls his dick out and instantly starts spraying piss all over me, like he's washing away the now pink fluid that's dripping from my mouth from all the blood and cum. Right before he delivers a
hard elbow to my temple I cum the most I've ever cum in my
life. I
literally just woke up an hour ago with
crusty cum all over my genitals.
Me: ?!
Friend: It was the best night of my
life. He's beary.
