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Buanskin 

Buanskin ("Bwun - Skin")

The use of a male genitalia skin as a form of contraceptive.
This is created by the surgical removal of the insides of the testicals, but leaving the stretchy scrotal skin (scrim) intact. This is then stretched over another penis when required.
"Man, Edward Norton would make a great Buanskin"
"I forgot the condoms, do you think John is up for a Buanskin?"
Buanskin by kefekefe December 19, 2011
1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.
When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.
beanski by General Motors September 28, 2006

Beansiny 

A delightful bean dish. Indian and Asian. Made with many different types of beans, milk, rice and curry powder. Very spicy. Everyone enjoys it.
Lizzy: That beansiny was the shit!
Bob: AWW YEAH!
Beansiny by AsianBob January 25, 2011

Bernsking 

When an older guy hits on a much younger female, or a female he doesn't know.
"Bro, stop bernsking."
"Wow, look at that guy bernsking. What a tool."
Bernsking by victimofthebernski January 7, 2012

beansing 

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing
beansing by Mulberry July 12, 2006

Beansing 

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"