Icelandic Rectal Lure
A fishing bait used primarily in the Volcanic island immediately south of the Antarctic circle, the lure is the shape of an human anus, this variant of lure usually attracts the Brown-nosed Hole Bitter, a fast and sleek fish only found in Iceland.
Marcus: Hey Phil, did you bring the IRL?
Phil: Yeah, I've got them.
Marcus: Oh thank god, i cant go home empty-handed this time!
Frantic Fart Shoo
Trying to swiftly re-distribute a passing of gas, to either completely dissipate the tainted air or move it towards someone else to move the blame to them.
Hey Steve i totally FFS'd five minuets ago and blamed Dan lol!