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Benkinersophobia 

Fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on one's eleventh birthday.

A study recently showed that many children believe in the magical world of Harry Potter created by J.K. Rowling and are, in fact, fearful of it not existing. This fear often manifests itself in the form of an act described in the book which would be the first contact with the magical world in question - receiving a letter from Hogwarts. The build up to the eleventh birthday can be a time of anxiety for children suffering from this phobia.
-'Have you noticed James acting oddly recently?'
-'Yes, I think he may be suffering from Benkinersophobia.'
The kind of guy who can seem darkly intense or intimidating at first until you hear him giggle like a schoolgirl. Solidly intelligent and quirkly absurd, woven of a unique moral fiber, he often stands in his own category. Has a command of fashion and music. The best friend a girl could ever have.
Ask Bensiin, he'd know what to do in a situation involving string theory, hermaphroditic cannabals and candy colored Nikes!
Bensiin by Smag~ February 5, 2010

Bernsking 

When an older guy hits on a much younger female, or a female he doesn't know.
"Bro, stop bernsking."
"Wow, look at that guy bernsking. What a tool."
Bernsking by victimofthebernski January 7, 2012

Benskieoner

Australian cum enthusiast, tomato aficionado and Twitch streamer. Makes a habit out of banning users for content and once banned his entire chat in one evening. For all his flaws, it has to be said he's undoubtedly the best Hot Dog Bush streamer in the world, and said game will one day be his ticket to fame. Famous in moustache circles for his glorious mouth brow.
Benskieoner's up to his usual shenanigans
Benskieoner by benskieplsdontbanme September 24, 2021

Benkinersphobia

The fear of not receiving a Hogwarts letter at age eleven.
girl: I'll be 11 soon... *scared*
boy: don't have Benkinersphobia, it'll come.
Benkinersphobia by kelzb October 4, 2012
Benkins is the type of girl that only likes blondes and are complete narcissists. They are commonly known to be blondes. Benkins can also describe a girl that has psychotic behaviour.
for example
“Hey benkins! what’s up?”
“i’ve fallen in love with this guy named byron, he’s blonde”
OR
“Why are u eating dirt, u benkins!”
Benkins by i’m the benkins October 25, 2018
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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