beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"
Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.
Beansed
verb. (past tense)
"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked
beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "
beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge"
will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the
mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was
better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have
beans all over my
shirt*"