Bensicle, the swaggiest nickname out there. along with ben, BEN, BENNNNN, bennington, and benhamin. he’s an amazing guy who’s also rlly funny and needs to develop some fucking omen powers istg hurry up homie. anyways, he’s an amazing person and never fails to make you laugh :) if you’ve found urself a bensicle, don’t let him go.
A modern take on the 60's exclamation "cool beans," only cooler because the beans are now frozen, perhpas on a popsicle-esque stick--completely interchangeable with this phrase. Utilized as an expression of affirmation; often found as a response to fellow conversant's comment as a form of overarching approval. Must be used in the plural form only unless a literal popsicle of frozen beans is present.
when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.
Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!