beans, beans

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,

The more you toot, the better you feel,
so why not beans for EVERY meal?

"Beans, beans" by Ann Ominous

beans, beans by Adam DeFeather August 17, 2006

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans 

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021

this nigga eating beans 

When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."

"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."

this nigga eating beans by RubbaDucca July 8, 2018

a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼. 

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼. by oat milk May 13, 2020

jerry beans 

an overwhelmingly powerful midget or short person

"Tell your husband to get out of the house! You're dealing with the jerry beans girl!"

jerry beans by jerrybeans man September 10, 2009