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Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.
Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans
Michael Beakley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020
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Sneaky Beaky 

Sneaky Beaky - British Army lingo for special operations, sneaking about upto something doing something noone is allowed to know about.
Private Joe Bloggs: See those blokes over there? Reeks of sneaky beaky work... Must be SAS...
Sneaky Beaky by Elunrdrian September 16, 2008

Sneaky beaky 

Brittish army slang for covert operations or black ops work
Are we rushing in? Or going sneaky beaky like
Sneaky beaky by Sneaky beaky January 29, 2015

Leaky Beaky 

When your nose is running due to excessive cocaine use.
Dan realized that shitty booger sugar tends to give him a leaky beaky.
Leaky Beaky by LTDB February 16, 2021

cheddar beakley 

it's exactly what you think. some smarmy douche of a dude who has a polo shirt tucked into white pants, penny loafers, sweater around the neck, and is part of a yacht club... you probably hate this person just by looking at them. think carlton from fresh prince of bel air. saying this to someones face is awesome because they don't know the meaning and you have just massively insulted their dignity.
"hey look at that fucking cheddar beakley" (everyone laughs)

fin.
a real talky bitch with a large nose that likes to poke around and squawk a whole bunch
Beaky Bitch: SQUAWK CHIRP KA-KAW
Me: God your ugly, mind your own shit how bout?
Beaky Bitch: Chirp chirp??
Me: no
beaky by Tim Fedyakin October 24, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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