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Beanlyness 

Both a superlative adjective & a noun, used to describe the loveliest Bean that ever was. Beauty, grace, with the best taste & the prettiest face. Sassy but kind, she has a nice behind. She’s got the warmest head, biggest heart, & the length of them nails…don’t let me start. It sometimes feels a little fucky, when I realize how I’m very lucky, to spend my time with Beanly the beanlyest Bean.
Dankeschön Beanlyness! that’s very sweet 😌
Beanlyness by Darry Lavid November 23, 2021
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Beanlyness 

Both a superlative adjective & a noun, used to describe the loveliest Bean that ever was. Beauty, grace, with the best taste & the prettiest face. Sassy but kind, she has a nice behind. She’s got the warmest head, biggest heart, & the length of them nails…don’t let me start. It sometimes feels a little fucky, when I realize how I’m very lucky, to spend my time with Beanly the beanlyest Bean.
What a beautiful loaf, thankyou Beanlyness 😌
Beanlyness by Darry Lavid November 23, 2021
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Beanless 

Like fruitless but with beans
-The state of haveing no beans
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Person 1: Dang. I'd be sad too if i was beanless
Beanless by RamTram August 27, 2018

beastyness 

Having to do with being beasty, or awesome.
Dude, that slam dunk was such beastyness!
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Beautyness 

Wow Chicago is looking v beautyness”
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When your significant other doesn’t give up the beans
I am beanless tonight because Anna didn’t put out.
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