i heard john went to the beach yesterday to masterbate while looking at the girls in bikinis. He is such a beachcummer!
by bob bie swag March 1, 2021
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They are usually very tan, have lots of sunburns, or many freckles. 3.They usually own a sun hat of some sort and wear it to the beach often.
4.If they are not tan, they they are always slabbing on lots of sunscreen all over themselves, especially their faces.
5.The best example of a beachcomber would be a partially large man you see at the beach all the time. He wears the same red and white striped boxers or speedo. When he's not in the water (which he usually is), he's eating, playing with the sand, or trying hard to get half a tan.
They are usually very tan, have lots of sunburns, or many freckles. 3.They usually own a sun hat of some sort and wear it to the beach often.
4.If they are not tan, they they are always slabbing on lots of sunscreen all over themselves, especially their faces.
5.The best example of a beachcomber would be a partially large man you see at the beach all the time. He wears the same red and white striped boxers or speedo. When he's not in the water (which he usually is), he's eating, playing with the sand, or trying hard to get half a tan.
Ew, mom, I'm not going to Nantasket Beach! It's filled with tons of beachcombers!
Hey, see that man over there? He is SUCH a beachcomber! I see him here every time I come to the beach.
Hey, see that man over there? He is SUCH a beachcomber! I see him here every time I come to the beach.
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