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Be Back Relapse 

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!
Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.
Be Back Relapse by Ya Boy Trax July 21, 2010

Be Back Bus 

In sales, a person who enters "the be back bus" is a person who say they'll "be back," when they generally have no plans to actually come back. A common example occurs with car sales. A person may insist they are coming back to the dealership to buy the car, while they have no intention of doing so and use it as a scapegoat excuse, despite sounding very convincing. Sometimes people on "the be back bus" do actually come back, however more often than not, the be back bus crashes hard and the customer never comes back.
Damn, I thought that customer was going to call me back today, they promised they would! Must've boarded the be back bus!
Be Back Bus by Yeyeeeee123 April 4, 2021

be back inabit 

Describes the motion of returning to something after a period of time; usually 4 hours.
Person 1: lost connection again so gonna go get smth to eat and clean up for the inspection
be back inabit.
Person 2: Oka

Person 2: This 'inabit' is unusually long... maybe I should re-define it in urban dictionary.
be back inabit by flos elmo February 25, 2023

I'll be back 

Three of the seventeen words Arnold Schwarzenegger utters in the sci-fi classic 'The Terminator'. Said in a deep and emotionless voice (in an Austrian accent) to a police officer, before the menacing Robot returns and ploughs a car into the police station, thus gaining access to the area he was forbidden to enter.

Voted to be the greatest catchphrase of all time by movie critics, and also said in the sequels to the movie.
"You'll have to wait, sir"

*Arnie looks over counter, then stares at the policeman*

"...I'll be back...."
I'll be back by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

i'll be back 

a phrase used during the film "terminator"; can and should say this at any given time
I'll be back.
i'll be back by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

we'll be back shortly 

The sound of all the users on Tumblr dying.
Tumblr User: *refresh* IS THAT!?
Computer Screen: -we'll be back shortly-
Tumblr User: /life
we'll be back shortly by gingaaah November 18, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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