Skip to main content

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Related Words

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing
Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes
boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

coal boasting 

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.
I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.
coal boasting by zcl July 28, 2006

Boom Broasted

The act of giving someone a good compliment, opposite of Michael Scott's famous 'Boom Roasted', this is to spread happiness.
Guy 1: Hey, you're makin' my dreams come true.

Guy 2: Thanks! Boom Broasted!

Guy 1: Boom Broasted!
Boom Broasted by Shlomo400 September 16, 2011
An adjective for a person with a tendancy to boast (brag) about themselves, sometimes taking it too far.

it could define someone who is cocky, egotistical, conceited, and or self absorbed.

--I thought of this in the car on feb. 15, 2008 when my friend said she was overqualified for a job
"She's not my type...she's too boasty."
boasty by soon.HK February 23, 2008
Vaunting, Bragging; To Show Off
Man I don't know why he was boastin acting like he get money.
boastin by Mz. Beneficial November 15, 2007