bazacko

An act by a crazy, mean animal or thing. Usually screaming and/or crying when it is said

The dog went BAZACKO and bit me!

by Austin Ratzki April 19, 2005

Barackolypse

The apocolypse that occurs after Barack Obama is elected president of the United States.

The barackolypse is upon us.

by KGreens March 18, 2009

Baracko

Another word for Taco Bell's black taco, which was obviously created to honor the black president.

"Can I order a Mexican pizza and a Baracko, please?"

"A Baracko, you know, the black taco...like the president."

by McMulligan December 13, 2009

Bizacko

A commonly used term synonymous with "wacko" or "crazy"

I was petting the dog and it went bizacko and bited me!!!

by Stonerbtch April 4, 2011

Barackophobia

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.

"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."

by McFloppycock July 11, 2015

Baracko

Originating from a portmanteau of Taco & Burrito, a Baracko is a mythical Mexican delicacy that science has yet to engineer. It has the greatness of burrito filling with the crunchy hard shell of a taco.

Conceived well in advance of the President with a similar moniker, the Baracko is ideally combined with 22 oz. of any beer or malt liquor, commonly referred to as a "bomber." Creating a face meltingly delicious combination of a "Baracko and a bomber"

Science has yet to produce such a magical dish, but the future is now.

"I feel like something delicious. I wish science would just fucking make the Baracko already so I can die happy."

Terminally Ill Boy: "Dear Make a Wish Foundation, please create a Hard shelled burrito that I can devour before the cancer prevents me from breathing."

"Hard Burrito, dude"

by Rawk! August 1, 2009

Barackonomics

The economic policy taken by President Barack Obama.

As Ronald Reagan used Reaganomics, Barack Obama uses Barackonomics.

by O.D.Bat. January 20, 2009