Where no African-American politician has gone before.

First chocolate-President on Mars.

Reluctant bureaucrats first to explore the surface of the New-New Deal.

A government employee post-Bush.
In Zero-DC, the reluctant barackonauts, drink their Tang from a recycled bag.

movie title: The Reluctant Barackonaut
sequal: First Barackonaut On Mars.
sequal 2: Earth V.S. The Barackonauts
by FrankenSteam March 4, 2009
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