Bayesian 

Short for "Bay Area Asian", used to describe a type of Asian female originating from the Bay Area, California. Blond streaks in hair, frequent club attendance, and Asian rice rocket boyfriends are common characteristics of the Bayesian girl.

Synonym: Dragon Lady

Damn she so bayesian

Bayesian by John Chen June 18, 2008

Bayesian statistics 

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

Bayesian statistics by 867000 December 11, 2021

Baysian 

An asian from the San Francisco Bay area.

Silicon Valley is full of Baysians

Baysian by Poonstankqua December 25, 2008

Baysian 

A cool asian from the Bay area. Usually hot or compensates with dope fashion. Wears joggers, loves EDM and acid. If female, rocks chokers, dark lipsticks and Warriors gear.

Tianda is a total Baysian. I wonder why he came to San Diego?

Baysian by alsmellz December 2, 2016

Baysian 

A Bay Area/NorCal Asian who's super basic: Loves wearing Adidas/Nikes, drinks more boba tea than medically recommended, loves EDM, loves doing shots, still lives at home with parents, identifies with shows like 'Fresh off the Boat', and owns a corgi or shiba.

Person 1: God she's such a Baysian, this is like her fourth boba tea of the day and now she's Youtubing Kpop non-stop.
Person 2: Yea, she's hella basic.

Baysian by peashoot October 3, 2017

baysian 

Bay Area asian girl. Typically of Vietnamese descent but not limited to it. Mostly found within Man Jose as this is where the ratio of male to female is skewed, allowing them to act like they're the hottest shit you've seen walking through Valley Fair.

Baysian usually denotes an Asian of Vietnamese descent, who looks like she just got off work at the local coffee shop. Will also typically have blonde hair or blonde/brown streaks within her hair. Absolutely wears fake eyelashes. Generally will do her eye makeup to reflect a smokey look, giving onlookers the impression that she is exotic and hot. Not uncommon to have a nose ring and a cakeface, equipped with a Louis Vuitton handbag. Fake nails done, hair done, everything did. They can be found throughout San Jose, but typically reside in East Side San Jose riding with their male counterparts, the Viet gooks and ricers. Viet gooks typically will be outfitted with Buddha chains, affliction shirts, and throwback slick-back 90's hairstyle. They often wear Rock & Republic jeans or Sevens for All Mankind. Their drink of choice is Heineken for beer, Hennessy for hard. You can find them at the local coffee shops as well, typically with their Hondas and Acuras that they've been riding since high school, unless they've grown up and upgraded to a G35 or 3 series BMW.

baysian by ESSJViet4Lyfe January 21, 2011

baesian

an attractive Asian

Dude 1: Woaaaah look at that hot Asian!
Dude 2: You mean Baesian?

baesian by Baesian April 14, 2015