Short for "Bay Area Asian", used to describe a type of Asian female originating from the Bay Area, California. Blond streaks in hair, frequent club attendance, and Asian rice rocket boyfriends are common characteristics of the Bayesian girl.

Synonym: Dragon Lady
Damn she so bayesian
by John Chen June 18, 2008
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Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.
Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.
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