Babesian 

A sexy girl of asian decent who could be likened to a "babe".

Im getting yellow fever just sitting in this library, its full of babesians

Babesian by rslbabesiancentral September 23, 2011

baesian

an attractive Asian

Dude 1: Woaaaah look at that hot Asian!
Dude 2: You mean Baesian?

baesian by Baesian April 14, 2015

Bayesian statistics 

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

Bayesian statistics by 867000 December 11, 2021

Babesia 

A forgetful baby (lover). Baby who has amnesia.

Mikkies said to Stewie, "Baby is having babesia again. Did you forget the keys?"

Babesia by babesia August 10, 2008

Baesian

Your current bae (see: bae) is an asian or part asian!

Clyde: Whoa! Look at Jethro with his new baesian. She's a fox.

Baesian by Liilz March 1, 2015

Bayesian 

Short for "Bay Area Asian", used to describe a type of Asian female originating from the Bay Area, California. Blond streaks in hair, frequent club attendance, and Asian rice rocket boyfriends are common characteristics of the Bayesian girl.

Synonym: Dragon Lady

Damn she so bayesian

Bayesian by John Chen June 18, 2008

Batesian Libertarianism 

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Batesian Libertarianism by SifuBates June 23, 2021