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a state in the south of germany. it's the place where you can find all the stereotypical german things that you won't find in the rest of the country: the traditional leathershorts, postcard-looking mountains, the oktoberfest and even the silly dance as seen in that one chevy chase movie.
munich is located in Bavaria
Bavaria by looooooooooo March 24, 2008
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A small country NEAR Germany. Sometimes known to be IN Germany, but that's wrong.

In Bavaria there are five seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and the Wiesn. The Wiesn is the best of those. Everybody is drunk and happy during the Wiesn, also known as Oktoberfest.

Bavaria is also known for it's gorgeous girl's, called "Madln". Not to be mistaken with the lower side of your leg, the "Wadln".
Women normally wear a skirt called "Dirndl" showing a lot of there boobs.

Typical Bavarian swear word: " 'zefix no eins!"
Teacher: "Where is Bavaria, Mike?"

Miker: "In Germany?"

Teacher: " 'zefix no eins! It is NEAR Germany, not IN Germany!"
Bavaria by Servas_die_Wadln April 4, 2011
One of the main identities of Germany behind Munich, Berlin, and Hamburg.
Bavaria has it's own rare language.

bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines
Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park
"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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