A small country NEAR Germany. Sometimes known to be IN Germany, but that's wrong.
In Bavaria there are five seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and the Wiesn. The Wiesn is the best of those. Everybody is drunk and happy during the Wiesn, also known as Oktoberfest.
Bavaria is also known for it's gorgeous girl's, called "Madln". Not to be mistaken with the lower side of your leg, the "Wadln".
Women normally wear a skirt called "Dirndl" showing a lot of there boobs.
Typical Bavarian swear word: " 'zefix no eins!"
Teacher: "Where is Bavaria, Mike?"
Miker: "In Germany?"
Teacher: " 'zefix no eins! It is NEAR Germany, not IN Germany!"