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Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.
Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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