baumgarten

An awesome last name for a girl named Martha.

Hi, I'm Martha Baumgarten

by lulled February 13, 2018

Baumgartner

Baumgartner. Bums.
1) To be faint of heart and weak minded
2) A strong supporter of LGBT causes and groups
3)An erratic minded person. Someone who is borderline.

3) Inbred

Chuck: Hey guys. I had sex with my coked up niece.

Paul: your such a Baumgartner dude.

Falina: hey guys I like to do drugs and accuse people of things falsely

Jake: stop being such a Baumgartner

Chuck was baumgartnering in a new town, and all the townsfolk chattered about his deficient mental state.

by Leroy Brown the baddest man ar June 13, 2019

baumgart

To masturbate in class. Possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs hit your wang.

Dude #1: Did you see Dave?
Dude #2: No, what'd he do?
Dude #1: He was baumgarting it.
Dude #2: That noise was his leg hitting the table! That's messed up...

by Big_D_and_the Revolution December 26, 2006

Baumgartner

Pronounced Bum-gart-ner

Well known for those who have BGS or Baumgartner syndrome. It's a mental disorder that affects several Americans. It involves being a pansy, calling the cops on someone rather then facing them man to man.

Baumgartner is also associated with cowardice and incest.

Mental retardation of Baumgartner is characterized by the wide eyes/bug eyes.

That Baumgartner is a real loser

Look! That Baumgartner is calling the police again!

I gave that Baumgartner a hard look, and he peed himself and ran away.

Look! That retarded blond Baumgartner has sex with her retarded bald uncle and they do coke together!

by Leroy Brown the baddest man ar May 19, 2019

Baumgartner

A kid who thinks he is really good at football but really isn't also can be very annoying.

Person 1: why does he think he's so good?!
Person 2: I know what a Baumgartner.

by Swagga_kid19 October 19, 2016

Danny Baumgartner

A silly lil goose who snatches your V card without you knowing. Sometimes he will touch your holes in return for a hot wet smooch (not always tasty). His arch nemesis is Gollum, Gollum is a snitch who danny swore to destroy.

Danny Baumgartner just stole my V card

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Baumgardner

A bad ass guy who's heratige is German. He's strong as hell, attracts many ladies, and can sometimes have the temper of a pissed off Badger.

think of Mel Gibson and his hatchet in the patriot. "man he is one Baumgardner of a guy"

by Brett Baumgardner October 4, 2008