Danny Baumgartner

A silly lil goose who snatches your V card without you knowing. Sometimes he will touch your holes in return for a hot wet smooch (not always tasty). His arch nemesis is Gollum, Gollum is a snitch who danny swore to destroy.

Danny Baumgartner just stole my V card

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

ostrem

A Lamborghini with a dildo attached to the front

Do you have a Ostrem

by Ostrem March 04, 2017

Tristen Liaromatis

Tristen loves meat curtains so much he be lickin them eryday and shiii. I love tristen💗🍒💙😍🎉🙏

Tristen Liaromatis Packin nigga

by Ostrem June 10, 2022