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An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me
They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.
battoon by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019
Is a fucking hero who lives in a dumpster. He also been known to screw others daily. (Also known a that ashole h20delierious.
Fuck I got attackd by batcoon.
batcoon by thecanadianninja February 15, 2018

battymon 

jamaican word for someone who is gay
I saw him holding hands with another guy....he is a battymon
battymon by Deacon April 7, 2003

the batcoon 

Person:who are you

The batcoon:they call me that chocolate aka young sexy mutha fucka
the batcoon by The batcoon February 23, 2021

Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge) 

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.
what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!

battybong 

a guy who sits in his basement and smokes weed allday and has casual sex with his pets
benny, benny, genny there is a battybong in the basement
battybong by markopolojohncakes August 21, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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