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An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me
They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.
battoon by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019
Is a fucking hero who lives in a dumpster. He also been known to screw others daily. (Also known a that ashole h20delierious.
Fuck I got attackd by batcoon.
batcoon by thecanadianninja February 15, 2018

battymon 

I saw him holding hands with another guy....he is a battymon
battymon by Deacon April 7, 2003

the batcoon 

Person:who are you

The batcoon:they call me that chocolate aka young sexy mutha fucka
the batcoon by The batcoon February 23, 2021

Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge) 

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.
what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!

battybong 

a guy who sits in his basement and smokes weed allday and has casual sex with his pets
benny, benny, genny there is a battybong in the basement
battybong by markopolojohncakes August 21, 2007