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Comes from the term batti wash. Battied means someone got a batti wash.
John just battied Christine's lovely behind.
battied by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
When a group of men take turns having intercourse with one girl, the girl becomes a battri ting. Not to be confused with have one girl give head to one hat and have sex with the other, which would be a threesum.
Man 1: Yo fam you going to Smokey’s yard?

Man 2: Nah fam, there’s no point
Man1: fam he’s bringin this shorty. She’s a battri ting, mans are going run her
Battri by Toronto Yute April 2, 2019

Low batties 

This is slang found in inner London meaning low trousers
Use looking buff in dose low batties
Low batties by Aggressor April 20, 2010

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003